So the other day,my friends and I went to this gay man's club.
One of my buddies wanted to impress us,so he pulls out a $10 bill.
The dancer came over to us,and my friend licked the $10 and put it on
his butt.
Not to be outdone,my other friend pulls out a $50 bill.
He calls the dancer,and puts it on his other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on me.
What could I do to top that?
I got out my wallet,thought for aminute...then the banker in me took
over.
I got out my AE card,slid it down his crack...grabbed the 60 bucks,
and went home.
