One day Crocodile Dundee walks into a gay bar with his pet
crocodile.He sits down at the bar,orders a beer,and all the gays begin
to stare.Crocodile Dundee notices,and says,"What are you guys lookin'
at?I betcha I'm the toughest man here!"
A wave of disagreement passes through the crowd,and Dundee
replies,"Alright,I'll prove it.Let's see anyone here do this!"
He orders 3 canned beers from the bartender,opens each,and proceeds to
drink all three at the same time within a matter of
seconds.Undeterred,the gays each perform the task as well.
Crocodile Dundee says,"Alright,then let's see you do this!"He throws
up all three cans in the air,pulls out his gun,and each can receives a
bullet hole in it before it hits the ground.The patrons each repeat
the deed with no hesitation.Crocodile Dundee then says,"Guess I'm
gonna have to pull out all the stops.Let's see someone do this!!"
He sets his crocodile on the bar,whips out his penis,inserts in the
croc's mouth,closes the croc's mouth around his penis,and then hits
the crocodile on the nose.
A wave of "Oooohs" and "Aaaahs" come from the audience as each man
grimaces in pain."Let's see someone do that!" Crocodile Dundee
exclaims.A hushed silence falls over the crowd as resignation sets
in.Finally,a rather small,frail man in the back raises his hand and
says,"Mister,I can do that,as long as you don't hit me on the nose."
