Arthur took his college roommate,Samuel,home to his Catholic family
for Christmas in an attempt to tell his parents that he was gay.
After dinner,he spoke to his catholic father,"Dad,I need to tell you
something.Samuel and I want to get married and we'd like to get your
blessing."
Arthur's father practically exploded.His face turned red,and he was
literally speechless.
When he finally regained his composure,he replied,"Arthur,you CANNOT
marry Samuel!!! For God's sake,Arthur,he's Jewish!"
