Four guys are telling stories in a bar.One guy leaves for a bathroom
break.Three guys are left.
The first guy says,"I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser
because he started out washing cars for a local dealership.Turns out
that he got a break,they made him a salesman,and he sold so many cars
that he bought the dealership.In fact,he's so successful that he just
gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says,"I was worried about my son too because he started
out raking leaves for a Realtor.Turns out HE got a break,they made him
a commissioned salesman,and he eventually bought the real estate
firm.In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a
new house for his birthday."
The third guy says,"Yeah,I hear you.My son started out sweeping floors
in a brokerage firm.In fact,he's so rich that he just gave HIS best
friend a million in stock for his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the can.The first three explain that
they are telling stories about their kids,so he says,"Well,I'm
embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment.He started
out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years.In
fact,I just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends.But,I
try to look at the bright side:his boyfriends just bought him a new
Mercedes,a new house,and a million in stock for his birthday."
