Bill and George were down on their luck and needed a beer.After
checking their pockets and finding only 50 cents,Bill came up with a
brilliant idea.
"I'll take the 50 cents and show you how we can drink all day for
free."
He went into a butcher's shop and bought a single sausage,which he
stuck in George's fly.They went to a nearby bar.
"Two beers",said Bill to the barman.They downed them as fast as they
could and the barman waited for the money.All of a sudden,Bill got
down on his knees and began sucking the sausage hanging out of
George's fly.
"Get out of my bar,you gay bastards!" the barman screamed and booted
them out the door.
They did this all day,going to about 16 bars and getting thrown out
before paying for the beers.
"I just can't do this anymore,"Bill whined."My knees are getting sore
from kneeling down on the floor so much.We'll have to swap places."
"We can't," said George,"We lost the sausage after the 3rd bar."
