Three gay friends were in a bar one evening,bragging
about exploits and abilities.
The conversation finally turned to a comparison of
size.
To prove their cases,they placed their dicks on the
bar for measurement.
Just then,another guy entered the bar and noticed the
competition.
"What'll ya have?" asked the bartender.
The man replies,"Well,I was going to have a beer but I
think I'll have the buffet instead."