The young doctor had just about decided he wanted to do his residency
in the Sexual Disorders Clinic at the teaching hospital.The senior
doctor was giving him a tour of the facility.As they entered the men's
section,the young resident noticed a male nurse passing by with a
baseball bat wrapped in a towel.
"What's the baseball bat for?" inquired the resident.
"That's for the guy in 402,"replied the nurse."The chart says he's
into S&M.He#s terribly constipated and his doctor ordered an enema for
him.But his health insurance plan doesn't cover enemas,so I'm just
going to beat the shit out of him."
"Mmmmmm,"replied the young resident,beginning to think this wasn't the
ordinary kind of clinic.Presently they passed a young man in the
hallway,his pants around his ankles,masturbating furiously.
"What's his problem?" asked the young resident.
"Oh,that's a very sad case,"the senior doctor replied."He has a
condition called seminal hypertension.If he doesn't have ten or twelve
orgasms a day he suffers excruciating pain,becomes very wild,and
ultimately falls into a coma!"
The young doctor contemplated the many kinds of sexual disorders he
had never heard of before.Ultimately they came upon another guy whose
pants were around his ankles,but he was being sucked off by a
handsome,bearded young male nurse in the hallway.There was much
slurping,and it was obvious that the furry young nurse could have
suck-started a Harley from the tailpipe.
"What's this guy's problem?How come he's getting sucked off by a
nurse?"asked the young resident.
"Same problem as the other guy,"replied the senior doctor."Seminal
Hypertension.He needs ten or fifteen orgasms a day."
"How come this guy's treatment is getting sucked off by a handsome
stud and the other guy has to make do with jerking off in the
corner?"asked the resident.
"This guy's got a better health insurance plan,"replied the senior
doctor with a smile.
