A man dies and goes to Hellwhere he is greeted by the devil:
Devil: Hey,why are you bumming out?
Man: If you died and went to hell,you'd be bumming out too.
Devil: Hell isn't what you think it is.It's fun down here.Say,do you
drink?
Man: Sure,I love to drink.Why?
Devil: Well,you're gonna love Mondays then.Because Mondays,all we do
here is drink.Hell,we have whiskey,tequila,rum,vodka,all the booze you
want to drink.We drink till we puke then we drink more.
Man: Ah,that sounds great.
Devil: Do you smoke?
Man: Damn right I do.
Devil: Cool!You're gonna love Tuesdays.We get the finest cigars from
all over the world.Smoke all you want.You don't have to worry about
getting cancer because you're dead anyways.
Man: No shit!
Devil: You like gambling?
Man: Hell yeah!
Devil: Great!On Wednesdays we have gambling night here in Hell.We have
slot machines,roulette,craps,black jack,horse racing,you name it,we
got it,and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.
Man: Hmmmmmmm,I never played pai gow poker before.
Devil: Now you can.You like to get stoned?
Man: I lave getting stoned!You mean...
Devil: That's right man,because on Thursdays,it's stoner night here in
Hell!Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack,smoke a joint the size of a
nuclear sub,do all the drugs you want and you don't have to worry
about overdosing because you're already dead anyhow.
Man: Awesome!I never thought hell was one swinging place!
Devil: Are you gay?
Man: Uh,no.
Devil: Ooooh,you're gonna hate Fridays!
