gay guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck
in some railroad tracks.He tried to get it out but it was really stuck
in there well.He heard a noise and turned around to see a train
coming.
He panicked and started to pray,"God,please get my foot out of these
tracks and I'll stop drinking!"
Nothing happened,it was still stuck,and the train was getting closer.
He prayed again,"God,please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND
cussing!"
Still nothing...and the train was just seconds away!
He tried it one more time,"God please,if you get my foot out of the
tracks,I'll quit drinking,cussing,smoking and having sex with all the
men I meet."
Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out
of the way,just as the train passed!
He got up,dusted himself off,looked toward Heaven and said,"Thanks
anyway God,I got it myself."
