Handsome Vinnie had a great vacation visiting the backroom of every
gay bar on Castro Street,but it left him somewhat worse for wear.When
he got home he called up a friend who practised homeopathic medicine
and complained that his rectum was terrible swollen and tender.
The friend recommended making a poultice of herbal tealeaves and
applying it to the area.
It did relieve the irritation a bit,but the next morning found Vinnie
still in considerable discomfort,so he hobbled over to the office of a
proctologist who served the gay community.
In the examining room ,the goodlooking fellow bent over and spread his
cheeks.The doctor clucked sympathically and started investigating.
"we,,doctor?"asked Vinnie after a few minutes had passed."What's the
diagnosis?"
"It's not completely clear,darling,"admitted the proctologist,"but the
tealeaves suggest a Caribbean cruise for the two of us."
