There is a gay man who has 3 boyfriends,but he does not know which one
to keep.So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how they spend
it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.He
gets new clothes,a new haircut,manicure,pedicure,waxing,massage,the
works,and tells the man,"I spent the money so I could look handsome
for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and spent all the money at Neiman-Marcus
buying gifts for his man.He says,"I bought these gifts for you with
the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock
market,doubles his investment,returns the $5000 to the man and
reinvests the rest.He says,"I am investing the rest of the money for
our future because I love you so much."
The man thinks long and hard about how each of the men spent the money
and decides to keep the one with the biggest dick.
