Jim and Peter were discussing doing laundry and how they knew if it
was going to rain or not (no sense putting laundry out to dry on a
rainy day).
Jim: "I just look at my boyfriend when I wake up.If his penis is lying
off to the left,it's going to rain,so i don't do laundry that day.
But if it's lying to the right,then it will be sunny,so it's a good
day for doing laundry."
Peter: "That's interesting.But what do you do if his penis is sticking
up right in the middle?"
Jim: "Well,who'd want to do laundry on a day like that!"
