There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a pussy,I'd fuck it"
There was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young drag queen to dinner
At a quarter to eight
They sat down and ate
And at twenty to nine it was in her
The dinner,not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before the dinner.
There was a young fellow named Tupper
Who took a young drag queen to supper
At a quarter to nine
They sat down and dine
And at twenty to ten it was up her
Not the supper--not Tupper--it was some bloke named Skinner!
