Three gay men were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they
made love.
The first gay man said," My husband is a psychologist,and before we
make love,he brings me flowers and candy.I like that."
The second gay man proclaimed,"My husband is a mechanic,he makes love
a little rough,but really tunes my engine.I like that."
The third gay man replied,"Well,my husband works for Microsoft and all
he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going
to be,when I finally get it..."