oneliners
Q: What did the gay do when his boyfriend was away?
A: Shit in his hand and had a wank
Q: What's the difference between love,true love and showing off?
A: spit,swallow,gargle
Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a homosexual?
A: A hunting dog sicks ducks...
Q: Why do sailors have tattoos on their back?
A: So their shipmates have something to read.
Q: What are the three words you don't wanna hear while making sex?
A: "Honey,I'm home!"
