Once upon a time there were three men stuck in a jungle far far
away.Their plane had crashed and they were searching for
civilization.They came up upon a tribe and were quickly brought to the
main leader.The first guy tried to explain,"I'm sorry to bother you
but..."
The leader interrupted him,"You NO speak!You want Oogawalla or death?"
The man quickly answered,"Oagawalla,how bad can it be?"
So the man found out Oogawalla was getting butt fucked for 10 minutes
straight.He took it and was let free.
The secong guy was gay so he took Oagawalla for 15 minutes and was let
free.
The last guy wanted to have none of this done to him so he chose
death.
The tribe leader replied,"OK fine.Oagawalla till DEATH!"