A young army private is home on leave.He is talking to his dad about
his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
"Dad",he says,"on my first jump,I froze up at the door on the plane.
A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn't
jump,he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass."
"Well,did you jump?"
"Just a little at first",answered the boy.
