A gay man walks into a butcher shop and says,"Give me the biggest
stick of pepperoni you have."
The butcher goes out back and brings around his biggest stick.
"Is this big enough for you?"
"Oh,yes!That is huge!"
The butcher puts the stick on the counter and proceeds to slice the
pepperoni.
The gay man shrieks!
"What do you think my ass is,a piggybank?"
