This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the
way.He calls the bartender over and says,"I'd like to buy those two
ladies a drink."
The bartender replies,"It won't do you any good."
The man,with a confused look on his face,says,"It doesn't matter,I
want to buy those women a drink."
The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies
acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads.
About half an hour later,the man approaches the women and says,"I'd
like to buy you two another drink."
The women both reply,"It won't do you any good."
The man says,"I don't understand.What do you mean it won't do me any
good?"
The first lady says,"We're lesbians."
The man replies,"Lesbians?What are lesbians?"
The second women replies,"Lesbians...We like to lick pussies."
The man says,"Bartender,three beers for us lesbians."