What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down,make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68;at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in,but it is a shame to pull it out.
Q: What do a christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why does a Scotsman wear a kilt?
A: Coz a sheep can hear a zipper at twenty yards.
Q: Do you know why the British ships came back from the
Falkland Islands full of sheep?
A: War brides!
Q: Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style?
A: So they can both keep watching the hockey game.
Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: When it's soft it's hard to beat and when it's hard
ya get screwed.
Q: What have men and dog shit in common?
A: The older they get the easier are to pick up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese person and
a hooker?
A: Someone who'll suck your laundry clean.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day,anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: What are the three greatest lies?
A: a) the check is in the mail
b) small is beautiful
c) I won't cum in your mouth
