quick wits
Q: What did the gay sperm say?
A: How do you find the egg in all this shit?
Q: What do two lesbians do when they are having their period?
A: Fingerpainting
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: walnuts
What do you call nuts on a chest?
chestnuts
What do you call nuts on a chin?
blowjob
Q: What do a cheap hotel and a tight pair of pants have in common?
A: no ballroom
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleep with everyone at the party and the bitch sleeps with
everyone at the party except you.
Q: What's the difference between a queer and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat.
