quick wits
Q: How can you make a gay man scream twice?
A: Fuck him real hard.Then wipe your cock off on his curtains.
Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball?
A: You can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: What's a virgin sheep?
A: One that can run faster than the australian shepherd.
Q: What's a kiwi with a sheep in one hand and a goat in the other?
A: bisexual
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Q: What did one leg say to the other?
A: Don't talk to the middle one,he's a dick.
Q: How are men and parking spots are alike?
A: The good ones are always taken.Free ones are mostly handicapped
or extremely small.
