Q: What is LXIX?
A: 69 the hard way
Q: definition of paranoia?
A: putting a condom on a vibrator
Q: What is the most sensitive part of the body during
masturbation?
A: your ears -- to listen for footsteps
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Eatalottapus
Q: What's white and 12 inches long?
A: nothing
Q: How do you know that you are in a real lesbian bar?
A: Not even the pool table has balls.
Q: What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minutes ride.
Q: What is the difference between semen and mayonnaise?
A: Mayo doesn't hit the back of your throat at 40 miles an hour.
