Three Americans died overseas in the war.The General
of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform
their spouses.
He went to the first man's house and told the man's
wife of the tragic news.She cried for a moment and the
General asked her what she wanted to do with his body.
"Well",she said,"he loved to fish so I would like to
have his body cremated and his ashes spread over the
lake so he can be forever with his fish."And it was
done.
The General went and informed the second man's
wife.She too cried and was then asked what was to be
done with his body?She said,"Well,he loved to hunt,so
I think it would be great if we could have him
cremated and have his ashes scattered over the
forrests so he can be forever with the creatures that
he loved so much."
The third man was gay.The General was a little
hesitant but proceeded in telling the man's husband
the bad news.The man cried and screamed for well over
an hour and then finally calmed down enough to hear
the General's question."What would you like to do with
his body?"
The gay man responded,"Well,my husband was a good
man,but he was not very outgoing.He didn't like to do
anything outside the house.He was the best lover I
ever had.He was amazing in bed.He loved my chili too.I
loved him so much.Well,the only logical thing to do is
to have his body cremated,make some chili for
dinner,throw the ashes in,and let him burn my ass up
one more time!"
