A homosexual,a real fat man,and a smoker all die and
go to heaven.They meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates
and complain that they aren't ready to die,they all
still have some unfinished business left on earth.
So St.Peter agrees to let them live,as long as they
give up their evil ways.
So the fat guy is walking down a street and sees a
7-11.He knows he shouldn't go in,but he does
anyway,chows down a Twinkie and *POOF* he disappeared.
The smoker and the gay are walking together and the
smoker sees a lit cigarette butt on the road.
He thinks to himself,"Oh,if I had only one
drag,nothing will happen to me."
So he bends over to pick up the cigarette,and **POOF**
the homosexual disappears.
