A gay guy falls in love with his proctologist.He goes to the
proctologist's office and says he has an obstruction.So the
proctologist sticks his hand up the guy's butt...but can't find
anything.However,he notices that the man has an erection,so the
proctologist cuts short the examination and orders the gay guy out of
his office.
The next day,the gay guy calls the proctologist and claims he has
another obstruction.The proctologist doesn't believe him but the gay
guy claims he is in great pain,so the doctor relents.
When the gay guy arrives,the doctor sticks his hand up the guy's butt
again but this time he finds something.
"Good God!!!" the doctor exclaims,"No wonder you're in pain - there
are two dozen roses shoved up your ass!"
The gay guy turns around excitedly and says,"Read the card! Read the
card!"
