What's the definition of "Tender love"?
Two gays with hemorrhoids.

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Did you hear about the gay undertaker?
He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones.

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How can you tell if your little boy will grow up to be homosexual?
He likes to play Lick The Can.

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What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the gay guy swish
into a pet store?
Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!

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What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo?
Hobo is a loner who doesn't have any friends.
Homo has friends up his arse.

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How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?
They issue gerbils at the Tunnel of Love.

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Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way?
The other 30% were sucked into it.

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Did you hearabout the gay magician?
He vanished with a poof!

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How can you tell if a household is gay?
The welcome mat reads: Please wipe your knees.

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What do you call two gays on a waterbed?
A fruit float.

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How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
He spits on your back.

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How does faggots dispose of their condoms?
By farting.

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What do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?
A fruit rollup.

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Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
He found a hare up his ass.

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How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.

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How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?
All the good guys are hung.

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