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Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. -David Brent
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The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. -Eden Phillpots
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There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. -Jules Renard
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Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
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You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. -Joseph E. Levine
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I'm currently fasting to protest hunger strikes. Scott E. Roeben
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People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. -Gallagher
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I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. -Scott E. Roeben
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I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen. -Scott E. Roeben
