wake them at 3 in the morn by standing over them in there bed sayin mornin sunshine... wear a badge sayin im a retard an walk with a limp... when ever ur shopping shout eww no i wont shoplift with u... when ever there friends come round shout will some 1 tell dad 2 leave my thongs alone or at least wash them when hes done... make space cakes an offer them a piece...
