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Akabar ke 9 Ratan - lundstory



Akabar ke 9 Ratan
To bhaiyon yeh baat hai Akbar ke zamane ki....

Usne 9 chutiye lundoore paal rakhe the..

Popularly known as his 9 ratans...!!!



Birbal aur Tansen me bada Kaampeeteesan raha karta

tha...



EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki " Ab faisla

ho hi jaye ki kaun

zyada bada betichod hai???? main shart marta hoon ki

main Jodha bai ke mammey

choos sakta hoon"



Birbal ki has has ke gaand me dard ho gaya...

Kehta hai ki "Agar toone aisa kar diya to agle din

bhari sabha me mai nangaa

aaunga"...



Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart...

Tansen gaya bazaar, sapere ke paas. kehta hai ki

"Bhai, mujhe ek saanp

chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ke hona chahiye".

Saanp khareed ke Tansen

usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek aadmi

ka putla banake saanp

ko kehta hai " BETA SAPPU uske tang pe kaat".

to sappu putle ke taang pe jake das leta hai...Aise hi

training karte karte

sappu Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang, haath gala

ityadi ko dasna seekh

jaata hai..



Jahan bhi Tansen ishara karta, Sappu waha das

leta...Training karke sappu ab

taiyar ho gaya Big Day ke liye...



Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne

bageeche me sair ke

liye nikalte the. agle din subah Tansen bhi apne sappu

ke saath bageeche me

ja pahuncha...aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya...Jahaan

panah aur begum ko aata

dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikalke zameen pe

chhod diya aur ishara

Jodha bai ke mammon ki taraf karke bola..



"BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani ke Mammon

ko...."Sappu phat se

gaya, begum ki taang par chadh ke,mansal Jangho se

gujerke chut ko par kar

ke seedha ja pahunchta hai mammon ke beech vali khai

me vaha se plan ke

mutabik seedha left turn le ke chadh jata hai Top pe

aur ek second mein

saali ko das leta hai nipple pe...



Jodha chikhne lage" Are Mere randibaaj Akbar kuch ker

na"



Akbar to paagal ho gaya..."Arre bachao koi bachao meri

begum ko saap ne das

liya koi Bachoooo"



Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag ke gaya aur bola

"Jahan panah ek Upay

hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachaneka.



Main agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap

gussa hokar meri gand to

nahi katwa denge na?? Akbar bola Madar chod jo bhi

karna ho jaldi kar but

meri begum ko bacha le...phir kya tha Tansen ne phat

se Jodha bai ko pakda,

uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah fade aur mammey bahar nikal

kar chhosne

laga....aur poore ke poore choos dale...( Aur idher

-udher haath bhi maar

liye harami ne)



Birbal ne ye baat suni to uski gaand se maano Rocket

guzar gaya....



man hi man sochne laga Bhenchod kal to lut gayee

izzat, bhare darbaar me

nang dhadang jaan padega....gaand lag gayi...Usne

khoob socha, baal khujlaye

(upar ke bhi neeche ke bhi) lekin no idea...Gaand jab

khujayee to idea Lund

ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya...



Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki

tareef ki aur kaha

agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to

Jahan panah aaj randwe

hote....aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote....Tansen

on other hand cud not

wait for Birbal to make an appearance...khushi

ke maare pagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal

bhare darbaar me nanga

hokar aayega to Akbar ki gaand sharm se paani paani ho

jayegi....YESSS....wo

birbal ke gaand pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7

pushte muh se

hagegi....tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi...sabne

dekha ki Birbal nanga hokar, apna lauda haath me

pakde, dudta hua aa raha

hai...

Bas phir hona kya tha Akbar ki gaand gusse se LAAL ho

gayi...bola "Birbal ye

kya gustakhi hai???" teri himmat kaise hui aise nange

aane ki??

Birbal bola "Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap

ne kaat liya ...mere

laude pe.."



Akbar bola "Tansen ja choos Birbal ka lund "

Aage to aap jane hee hai kaya hoga .


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