Listen up FUCKERS!!
*steps on your chest in black stileto-heeled boots and looks down at you batting her eyelids*
I'm looking for minions among you low-life scum to help me take over the world.
Interested?
*takes her boot off your chest and points to the Minions Wanted page*
Off you go then you wretched whores!
Don't forget to lick my boots on your way out..
