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FUNNY SWAHILI SMS - modyshery



FUNNY SWAHILI SMS
1.Kuna jamaa alkuwa atoka lamu akushukia hoteli moja mld akaitisha chai,alipoletewa ikiwa haina sukari akaitisha sukari kisha akauliza sukari bei gani akaambiwa ni bure akasema bac nifungieni kilo 2
2. Kuna jamaa aligongwa na gari akawa mahtuti wale jamaa wakumuhudumia wakasema leteni maziwa yule jamaa alogongwa akasema oya na mkate nusu
3.Kuna jamaa alikuwa amekula miraa mpaka akawa fullhandas akicheki nje aona mvua yanyesha akasema doh mke wangu atakuwa na wasi wasi kama sikuenda hapo hapo akachukuwa mwavuli akaenda kwa mke wake akamwambia mke wangu mvua yanyesha sana siezi kuja nyumbani nitakuja kesho
4. Kuna jamaa alishikwa akiiba sambusa akaambiwa utalipa sambusa kisha utaenda polisi akajibu sambusa siendi na polisi silipi
5. Saddam alimuuliza ashwarya hw is lyf ashwarya akajibu kabi kush kabi gam nae ashawarya akamuuliza saddam saddam akajibu KABI BUSH KABI BOM
6. Mtoto mtiriri jana alimuona baba akimramba mama kuma leo alia nja apewa titi akataa asema mbona jana ulimpa baba chini na mimi nataka huko huko
7. Jamaa alitumwa gazeti la tarehe 10 na budake akakosa aliporudi kwa babako akarudi na magazeti 2 ya tarehe 5
8. Kadhi alimuuliza mume kwa nn wapenda kumtia mke wako nyuma mume akajibu kwa sababu mbele ni tamu na mimi ni mgonjwa wa sukari
9. Utafiti ulofanywa INDIA umegundua! Kuma ni jamii ya mdomo kwani ina ulimi,ina mate,ina ndevu,ina mashavu,ila imenyimwa meno sababu ya usalama wa mboo.Hapo vipi?
10. Khair mauti mauta waminal mauti mautan,Amin.Dua hii uliyoisoma ni ya kuomba"KIFO"na wewe ushaisoma haya sasa itakuaje?hebu jiguse roho,jee bado hujafa?kama hujafa niflash ili niondoe wasiwasi,ukikaa kimya nitajua umekufa
11. Hyo yako c dhahabu wala almasi utakufa tukuzike chini ya nyasi ,wape uwapao mwisho utatupa nasi


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