Marka-khana hoy jodi tor tok-toke lal thut,
Akla ami dite raji choddu koti vot....
Tumi amar shoto sadhunar dhon, jibon-moron, manik-roton.
Ami tumar tepantorer tushar dhaka meru.
Tumi amar goal ghorer Australian GORU !!!!
*Kutta
*Etor
*Bedhormi
*Bodmaish
*Mitthuk
*Harami
*Shoytan
*Dalal
*Bayshorom
*Bastard
*vondo
Allah tumake ai sob lok theke hefajot rakhuk, "AAMIN"
U are
50% Brillient,
75% Beautiful,
85% Obedient,
50% Intelligent,
40% Great,
50% Helpful &
70% Lovely. Totally 50+75+85+50+40+50+70=U are a 420.
Ha.Ha.Ha...
Gorur mathay 2ta shing. Gadhar mathay shing thake na. Tumar mathay ki shing as a naki nai? Jodi thake taile tumi ki? Ar na thakle tumi ki? Valo kore chinta koru
Ki jamana ailo !!
Chorer jonno desh, Dakater jonno bank, Kanar chokhe chosma, Bobar hate maike, Lengrar paye football, Bandorer hate mobile,
R bilai pore SMS...
Girl: Aah!0..Aste....
....laga....To..
Boy: Ar ektu.
Girl: Batha lage..
Boy: Eito ekhoni dhuke jabe.
Girl: Uuff!O ma!
Boy:Khub tight?
Girl: More jabo go!!
Boy: Suna amar r aktu dhorjo dhoro, ai to dhuke gase..!
Girl: Aah!ohh! ma go, r dhukbe na thak..!
Boy: Dhur!. . . .Chhai. ...Tomar "CHURI" tumiy poro..! Akhun theke tumar hate amake R churi porate bolbena........ Bojle ?
Life is like a penis.
Sometimes up and sometimes down.
Sometimes hard and sometimes soft.
Sometimes big and sometimes small.
So "ENJOY PENIS" i mean life.......
U r Great=20%
U r Obedient=20%
U r Beautiful=20%
U r Emotional=20%
U r Talent=20%
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U r (G+O+B+E+T) >GOBET=100%
A 30 years men married a 80 years old lady. After 1 night the men died. The postmortem report said that- the men died by drinking EXPIRED MILK !!!!
Ghum theke othe tumar kotha mone pore.
R tokhun Allar kache prarthuna kori_ "Tumar motu bondhu jenu prithibir sobar akti kore hoy"
Ami eka kenu jontruna soybu??
Ka....ko....khoy....ko....ki....kik...koc...kic....chok.....kak.....kek..chak...kis.....kio.....ka...ki...
Yes, You have success to read monkey language. Your interview is completed. So you can go to zoo and live with monkeys.
Question- Why do girls don't put mobile phones in their BRA?
Answer- Because vibration convert milk into lassi.
Prothomotu ami tumake chai,
Ditiotu ami tumake chai,
Tritiotu ami tumake chai,
Sesh porjontou ami tumake chai....
Karon amar kajer maya nay.
Five benefits of girl's milk :
1 - cat can't drink
2 - no need to boil
3 - no expire date
4 - packed in safe & beautiful container
5 - take 1 & get 1 free...
If you read this sms I TOUCH YOU.
If you delete this sms I KISS YOU.
If you save this sms I MISS YOU.
If you return to me this sms VERY VERY THANK YOU.
A major mental operation is going to be happened in Pabna mental hospital. All doctors and nurses are ready but the patient is busy in reading this SMS.
Ha..Ha.
Listen carefully 3 monkeys escape from the zoo.
1st monkey eating a banana.
2nd monkey drinking water and 3rd monkey is now reading this "SMS"
HA HA UHA HA..
Tumi ekbar bole dekho, purnimar chaad ene debo.
Tumi ekbar bole dekho, shurjaster shurjo ene debo.
Tumi ekbar heshe dekho, daath gulo fele debo!
HA.. HA..HA..
"Hajar try korew tomi tomar shokol daath jibba dia tuch korte parbe na"
-----(E=MC" Low)
You try it !
............Correct !
And you proved that,
You tuch your all teeth ! Now you are smiling! Because you understand. You are a foolish.
Ha.... Ha.... Ha....
Fakruddin decided to take--
10%vat on love.
20%vat on dateing.
30%vat on kissing
40%vat on sex.
But Fun is full free.
So don't wast time & start funing queikly. This offer just for girls. Time is short, So start now. Condition applicable.
A cat asked his mother; Mam,who is my father ?
Mother says,wait my dear baby don't make any sound your father is busy, He is now reading this "sms"
Hi..ha..ha..
Roses are red, Sky is blue.
Monkey like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't get angry, you will find me there too.
Not in the cage but Laughing at you....
Two lovers plan to die,to lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies....
Ha...Ha....Ha.....Ha......
500 taka pete chao tobe niche namo
Niche namo
aktu niche
R aktu niche namo
Aro niche
Aro aro niche
C C tumi takar jonno ato niche namte parle .....!
AKASH DEKHE VABTA SEKHO.
BRISTI DEKHE KADTA SEKHO.
SURJO JODI NA OTHE TOBA CHAD K DEKHE HASHTA SEKO.
R RATER TARAR MOTO BESI BESI SMS DETA SEKHO.
Tomar lokkher dike agao,
Ja ke songi korecho tar kotha shono,
Pichoner jonke age jete diona,
Je age ache tar age jao,
Tobey tomi
VALO RICKSHAWALA
hotay parbay.
Bird says-"life in tune" Flower says-"life in perfume"
Poet says-"life in lyric"
I say"life in .........."
fill the gap and send to me by sms.
.
Jindegi choti hey,Esi par jina sikho.
Khush raho ya na raho,
Khush rehena sikho.
Eay mobile tumhara hai,Call karna sikho.
Call karo ya na karo,
SMS vejna sikho.
"BOYS CALENDAR"
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JAN-Rose
FEB-Propose
MAR-Gift
APR-Lift
MAY-Chiting
JUN-Dating
JUL-Kiss
AUG-Miss
SEP-Anger
OCT-Danger
NOV-Left
DEC-Next
Aj tomake sopne dekheshi !
Sopne dekheshi tate kon somossha na, kintu somossha holo; sokale goshul kore amar thanda legeshe.
Sopne tomar shathe.........na R bolbo na...... Amar lojja korena bojhi ?
\The Best SMS/
\Of The Year/
¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
A mother make her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years,
But a girl make him
"STUPID" in 2 minutes.
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The more you study,
The more you know.
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The more you know,
The more you forget.
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The more you forget,
The less you know.
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$O WHY STUDY ???
