Murphy´s Law of Research
14)Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Murphy´s Law of Copiers
15)The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
Murphy´s Law of the Open Road:
16)When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
Murphy´s Law of Thermodynamics
17)Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
18)Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy´s Laws
19)Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy´s Constant
20)Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy´s Corollaries
21)Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
22)It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
23)Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy´s Corollary):
24)You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Corollary (Jenning):
25)The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
