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>M-LAWS-94-104<
M-LAWS-94-104 - Pc
94)Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
95)The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
96)Any attempt to print Murphy´s laws will jam the printer.
MURPHYS LOVE LAWS
97)All the good ones are taken.
98)If the person isn´t taken, there´s a reason. (corr. to 1)
99)The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
100)Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
101)The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
102)Money can´t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
103)The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
104)Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.


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