147)Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
148)Never argue with a women when she´s tired -- or rested.
149)A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn´t.
150)What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
151)It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
152)Never say no.
153)A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn´t love her.
154)Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
155)Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
156)Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
157)A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
158)Love comes in spurts.
159)The world does not revolve on an axis.
160)Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
161)Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
162)Don´t do it if you can´t keep it up.
163)There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
164)Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
165)Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
´This won´t hurt, I promise.´
