1. How do u recognize a sardar in school? They r the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.
Bolo Tararara !!
2. Ek ladki thi diwani C.
Mobile lekar ghoomti thi.
Sharma ke ghabra ke woh kuch karti rahti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, hamesha puchti thi, yeh ON kaise hota hai.
3. Foreigner Santa to Indian Banta: Hamare yahan to shaadi E-Mail se hoti hai.
Banta replies: Par hamare yahan to Female se hoti hai.
4. Biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek admi ghar ja raha tha
ki bijli chamki, baadal garje, jor se baarish hui.
Admi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
5. Girlfreind is beauty n wife is duty,
GF is springroll n wife is dabbagol,
GF is chuski n wife is risky,
GF is tootyfrooty n wife is kismat footy.
6. Machhar song-bhige hoth tere, pyaasa Dank mera. Lage Amrit sa mujhe khun tera.
Kabhi mere saath koi raat gujar.
Tujhe subah tak suja du yaar. o-o-o.
7. When Words fail...Eyes work,
When Eyes fail.... Heart works,
but When Heart fails....
To Kya ? ?
Samajh Le Tapak gaya MAAMU.....!
8. Sardar sote waqt 2 glass rakhte hain. Ek main paani aur ek Khaali. Why.
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kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bhi.. (..)
9. Doctor to Saradar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ? Sardar: Hoga jaroor hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai......
10. Ek aadmi Sadhu se bola, meri G'Friend bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, mere paas upay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta ?
11. Somebody asked Sardarji "Akal badi ki bhains ?" Sardarji thodi der sochne ke baad "Pehle dono ki Date o Birth bata.
12. Like energy love can neither be created nor destroyed... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend 2 another !
13. YOUNG guy prayer 2 GOD: "RADHE RADHE- Kudi fasade HARE MURARI hove kunvari. JAI HANUMAN DI hove sade haan di. JAI KALI hove paisa wali.
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15. How a Sardar will kill Lion? He will drink the Poison and let Lion eat him. Bolo TA RA RA RA
16. Marriage is like going to a restaurant... You order your choice from the menu, and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you'd ordered that....
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Animal:BILL-LEE
Timepass:KHUJLEE
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20. When i was sad u were there, when i was heartbroken u were there, ven i was lonely u were der, ven my life was amiss u were der, By GOD BADE MANHOOS ho tum.
21. Lohe ko loha kaatta hai, sone ko sona kaatta hai, zahar ko zahar kaatta hai, isliye terako kutta katega...
22. Apke sar pe seeng hai kya?
dekho to
phir se dekh to
Nahi hai ? ..
sachmuch nahi hai?
koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote..
23. TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
24. Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
25. Ghandhi ji bhi nahin rahe, Nehru ji bhi chale gaye, Subhash ji bhi gujar gaye, MERI BHI TABIYAT KUCH THIK NAHI REHTI... Is desh ka kya hoga ???
26. Agar duniya me kucch kar ke dikhana hai to sun meri baat; Haathi ke upar shirshasan kar aur photu khinchva. Ab, us photo ko ulta latka aur duniya ko dikha.
27. Hasti thi hasaati thi, Baalon ko lehrati thi, kuch soch kar sharmati thi, phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!! .....
28. Chand pe Kaali Ghata Chai to hogi, Sitaron ko bhi Muskurahat Aaee to hogi, Tum Lakh Chupao Dunia se, magar Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aaee to hogi...
29. A fat girl is waiting for bus. How wud u call her in one word? MOTIVATING!!!
30. Jindagi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, vicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS box kangal hai, ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
31. Q. What is the meaning of "a b c d e f g"? A. A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
32. When u were a child, u played with toys, now u r a lady u play with boys.
33. Exam are like a G'Friend
a. Too many ques.
b. Difficult to understand
c. More explanation is needed
d. Result always 'fail'.
34. Aaj-didar, Kal-yaar, Parso-pyar, phir-ikrar, phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat- bekar aur aakhir mein- EK AUR DEVDAS.
35. Kya ankhen hai, Kya baate hai, Kya chehra tumne paya hai..Aisa lagta hai jaise.... Jaise...Jaise Peepal ke ped se BHOOT utar ke aaya hai.
