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Bangla Kowtuk - numan96



Bangla Kowtuk
Hashte hashte pete khil dhore jabe! Hashi na o ashte pare, purbo prostutir kuno o dorkar nei!!
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'Sorgo r Norok'
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Shorgo r noroker moddhe akta football mach khela hobe. Shorger bashindarato heshei khun, bole, 'sera footballar sobaito sorge royechen, to tumra khelbe kake niye!'
tai shune noroker bashindara heshe jobab dilo, 'refarira j sobai akhane, seta jano na!'
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"2 bondhu"
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1st bondhu: kire tor mukhe bendej badha keno? Tor dan cukh ta to olper jonno beche gese. Ke tor ai dosha korlo?
2nd bondhu: R bolish na, sokal belay office a berunor age pant er shamner butam chire gelo. Ami bachelor manush. Tai pasher vashar mrs. Lorar shahajjo chailam.
1st bondhu: bujhte peresi. Pant er oi jaygay butam lagate bolay vodro mohila nishchoi vablen tui kuno o oshobbo ingit korchish. Tarpor toke juta peta korlen.
2nd bondhu: na, na, ta noy. Mrs. Lora akjon shomaj shebika. Tini amar shomossha bujhte parlen. Druto sui-suta nie amar panter butam lagie dilen.
1s bondhu: tahole shomossha ta ki?
2nd bondhu: butam ta laganu sesh kore mrs. Lora jokhon matha nichu kore dath die suta ta kate dicchilen tokhon e? Unar shami ashe upostit.
Tar por to bujhtei parchish....
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"Dr. R rugi"
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Dr.; Sorry mr. Kuddus, apnar kan ta kete felte hobe, ota r valo hobe na.
Rugi; tahole to ami ondho hoye jabo.
Dr.; kan katle ondho hoben keno? Ami to apnar cukh kathchi na.
Rugi; amar kan kete felle ami choshma porbo ki kore?

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"4 bondhu"
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Razib, Jahid, Sakib, Riad, tara 4 bondhu. Ader moddhe Riad bejay kripon. Tai Riad ke jobdo korar jonno onnora mile ak bonvujoner ayujon korlo. Thik holo prottekei bari theke kisu na kisu nie ashbe.
Bonvujoner din Razib nie elo kola r ruti.
Jahid nie elo ak butol juss.
Sakib nie elo nudlos.
R Riad nie elo tar chuto vai ke.
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"Bap o beta"
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Chele; baba, ami ajke akta valo kaj korechi.
Baba; ki kaj?
Chele; pasher barir muta vodroluk ruj offece a jete train dorte paren na, take aaj train dhorie diesi.
Baba; bah, tai naki, ki kore?
Chele; roojkar moto tini hele dule jacchilen, amon shomoy ami amar kukurtake tar pechone lelie dilam. Omni vodrolukta ak dowre Reel statione.
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"Shami r Stri"
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Stri; ami more gele tumi ki abar bie korbe?
Shami; tumi more gele ami pagol hoye jabo. Janoi to pagole ki na kore.!!
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"Sir o satro"
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Sir Class a griho palito prani shomporke poracchen, tokhon sir pintu ke griho palito pranir udahoron dite bollen.
Tokhon pintu bollo-
Pintu; sir, amar baba.
Sir; kivabe?
Pintu; sir, amar baba ghor jamai thaken.
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"Sir o satro"
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Sir; akash, tumi je hath mukh dhow na setai shotti.
Vore je dim kheye chile tar holud ongsho akhon o mukhe lege ase. Khub e nugra ovvash.
Satro; sir, aaj to ami dim khaini. Dim kheye chilam kal.!
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..''Numan96''..
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"2 bodhroluk"
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1 bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche-
1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe?
2nd jon; na.
1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe?
2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben?
1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai.
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"Dui bondhu"
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1st bondhu; bujhli, kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na.
2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se?
1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay.
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"Dui bondhu"
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1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki?
2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay.
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"Chibie khabo"
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Ak bhodroluk pan khawar jonno dariesen paner dukaner shamne.
Dukanir shonge bhodroluker kothupokoton-
Dukani; vai pan kivabe khaben?
Kreta; keno? Chibie khabo.
Dukani; are vai ami jiggasha korchi ki die khaben?
Kreta; keno? Dat die,
Dukani; uhh'h, accha apne ki jorda khan?
Kreta; are vai ami Nader Khan.
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"Boyosh"
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Akti solonto train ar kamray 3 jon mohila boshe golpo korche, tader 1 joner boyosh 50 1 joner 40 1 joner 30. Shei kamray olpo boyoshi akta chele shue tader golpo shunche. Mohila 3 jon golpo korte korte boyosher kothay ashe jay.
Jar boyosh 50 se bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 35.
2nd jon bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 25.
3rd jon bollo; amar r koto hobe? ai dorun 15.
Ai 3 mohilar boyosh komanu shune cheleti dhopash kore shua theke niche pore gelo. Pore jabar shate shate 3 mohila tar kase agie ashlo jiggesh korte laglo kivabe porle?
Tokhon cheleti uttor dilo ami to pori nai, ami ai matro jonmogrohon korlam.
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"Football pagla"
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Gallery te boshe jomjomat football match dekhsen ak buru, tar pasher sit ta khali, tai dekhe kowtuhol nie pechoner sarir akjon bhodroluk proshno korlen shei buru ke-
Bhodroluk; ki bepar, pashe khali sit nie boshe achen je? Karu ashar kotha naki?
Buru; na karu ashar kotha nai, ashole ami r amar stri dujonei football er darun vokto, dujon akshate boshe khela dekhi shob shomoy, tai akshate dutu ticet katar ovvash bohu diner. O mara gese thik e, kintu amar akshate dutu ticet katar ovvash jayni.
Bhodroluk; o ta barti ticetta bondhu bandhob kawke die dilei parten. Sit ta noshto hoto na.
Buru bodhroluk lomba akta sash fele bollen-
Buru; ditam. Kintu amar bondhu bandhob shobai gese gurostane, amar bow ke kobor dite!!
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"Premik+Premika"
Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe.
Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy?
Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!
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"Sir o satri"
Sir; bolo to tumpa, pakhi kake bole?
Tumpa; jar pakha ase, urte pare, gaan gay, take pakhi bole,
Sir; shabash, akta udahoro daw to?
Tumpa; jemon mosha.!
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"PABNA"
Pabnar pagla garoder rugira koto thuku valo hoyeche sheta porikkha korar jonno Dr. pagolder jonno football er ayojon korlen, akta (pathorer)ball rekhe bollen je ai ball ta die goal dite parbe take chere dewa hobe, akjon akjon kore lathi marche r paa bhangche, shudu 1 jon lathi marche na, ta dekhe Dr. Vablen 1jon ontoto valo rugi pelam, Dr. Rugike jiggesh korlen-
Dr.; apni ki chara pete chan na?
Pagol rugi; he chai.
Dr.; tahole goal dicchen na keno?
Pagol rugi; are ota to pathorer ball, ota ami pa die lathi dei r amar pa vanguk, shobar goal dewa sesh hole ami ota had die jale dhukabo..!
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"Porle betha pai"
sir class e satroke pora jiggesh korle satro pora bolte parlo na, tokhon sir rag kore bollen-
Sir; tumi bashay poro?
Satro; na sir,
Sir; keno poro na?
Satro; sir porle betha pai..
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"Dr. R rugi"
Rugi; dr. Shab, chuke boro kom dekhte pai aajkal.
Akta owshod den to shiggir.
Dr. Kemon dekhen? Ta kirokom?
Rugi; oi je mather moddhe akta kalo goru darie ase, dekhte pacchen?
Dr. He pacchi, keno?
Rugi; kintu ami dekhte pacchi na.
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"Kripon"
Ak kripon er barite othiti asheche, kriponto chintay porlo onake ki die khawabe, se buddhi kore othiti ke bollo-
Kripon; bolun apni ki khaben?
Othiti; apni ja khaben ami tai khabo.
Kripon; amito ai time e 1 glass jol chara kisui khaina, apnar jonno 1 glass jol ante boli?
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"Khodder o boy"
Khabar table e khodder boy ke khete khete bollen-
Khodder; mone hocche tumader baburchi bodol hoyese?
Boy; jii sir, kintu apni janlen ki kore?
Khodder; torkarite hotath kalo chul pelam kina. Karon ato din shudu shada chul e pawa jeto.

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"Sir o satro"
class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen-
Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe?
Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo-
Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo.
Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam.
Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben.
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"Dui bondhu"
1st bondhu; janish amader bashar shobai bathroom e boshe gaan gay,
2nd bondhu; bolish ki, chakor bakor shobai?
1st bondhu; he, shobai,
2nd bondhu; amar mone hoy tuder bashar shobai gaaner khub vokto,
1st bondhu; are na, ashole amader bathroom er dorjar sitkanita vanga !.
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"Dui bondhu"
1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash?
2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo...
1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na,
2nd bondhu; keno?
1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je !
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'100 kiss'
Bidesh theke shamir chiti-
Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti !
Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo, r....
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"Buddhi"
Nila; bolto, kun murgir buddhi beshi? Sada, naki kalo?
Mila; kalo, karon kalo murgi sada dim parte pare ! Kintu sada murgi kalo dim parte pare na !...

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"Sukro bar bondho"
Class e satro der ke sir jiggesh korchen kar jonmo ki bare-
Sir; ruby tumar jonmo ki bare?
Ruby; robi bare !
Sir; mofiz tumar?
Mofiz; mongol bare sir !
Sir; reza tumar ki bare?
Reza; sir amar jonmo sukro bare !
Mofiz; na sir o mitthe bolche, sukro bare shob kichu bondho thake, or jonmo holo ki vabe!..
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"Ke"
Baire theke dorja ke nock korche-
vetor theke; ke?
Bahir theke; ami !
Vetor theke; ami ke?
Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo?
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"Dui bondhu"
Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche-
1st bondhu; kire, emon mon kharap kore boshe achish keno?
2nd bondhu; bower shate jhogra hoyese, bow protigga koreche, 7 din amar shate kotha bolbe na !
1st bondhu; a to valo kotha, ate mon kharap korar ki ase?
2nd bondhu; mon kharap se jonno noy, 7 diner aaj e shesh din..!
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"JANALA"
Premik premika park e boshe golpo korche-
Premik; ami r tumi je ghore thakbo, se ghore kunu janala thakbe na !
Premika (obak hoye); keno?
Premik; karon kobi likhesen, ovab jokhon dorjay ashe daray, valobasha tokhon janala die palay ! R tai ami amar ghore kunu janala debo na, jate tumar-amar valobasha janala die na palay .!
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"Hati r Pipra"
Boner poth dhore hete jacche hati, hatir poth agle daralo pipra, bollo-
Pipra; khobor dar adike jeona,
Hati; keno?
Pipra; okhane koyek ta pipra mara mari korche ...
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"Kuddus o Mofiz"
Kuddus khusha na sarie kola khacche, ta dekhe mofiz bollo-
Mofiz; ki re tui dekhi khusha na sarie e kola khacchish?
Kuddus; tate shomossha ki? Khushar arale ki ase she to ami jani !..
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"Tin bondhu"
Raju; bolto hati ke dekhe kola ki bole?
Rony; jani na to?
Mim; ami o to jani na ! accha, ki bole re?
Raju; dhur buka ! Ki ar bolbe ! kolara kotha bolte pare naki?.
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"Picchir kando"
Ak picchi rod cement er dukane ashe bollo--
Picchi; apner dukane ki kathal pawa jay?
Dukani; na !
Pordin abar ashe jiggesh korlo-
Picchi; accha, apner dukane ki kathal pawa jay?
Dukani(birokto hoye); na pawa jay na!
Pordin cheleta abar ashe hajir-
Picchi; apner dukane ki kathal pawa jay?
Dukani ebar gelo khepe,
Dukani; amar shate faizlami korish, na? Khobordar, abar jodi æi proshno korish, tahole tor mukh ami shelai kore debo !
Pordin picchita thik e abar hajir holo-
Picchi; apner dukane shui ase?
Dukani; na,
Picchi; shuta?
Dukani; na,
Picchi; accha, apner dukane ki kathal pawa jay?
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."KOLA O LEBU".
Kola; lebu bhai, tumake jevabe manush chipe chipe khay, ta dekhe amar boddo koshto lage !
Lebu; r manush jokhon tumake khule khule khay, tokhon ami lojjay chukh e khule rakhte pari na !!
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"Dui ghura"
Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke--
1st ghura; eta abar ke?
2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura!
1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi !
2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!!
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Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen,
Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod?
Satro; sir bipod !!
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"Proshongsha"
Tarek: ma, ajke amader schooler sir amar khub proshongsha kore sen !
Ma; ki proshongsha korlen?
Tarek; tini amader shokol ke uddessho kore bole sen amra akdol gadha, tar moddhe tarek shob ceye boro gadha..!!
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"Ak picchi"
Ak picchi sele poth harie rashtay darie kadche ! Ta dekhte peye ak bodhro luk agie alen--
Bodhro luk; tumar babar naam ki?
Picchi; amar babar naam 'abbu' !
Bodhro luk; tumi thako kuthay?
Picchi; amader barite!..
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"Daktar o Rugi"
Daktar; jemon khete bole silam shob khaccen to?
Rugi; ceshta korsi, kintu shob khete parchi na !
Daktar; bolesi na, ak bosorer shishu ja khay tai khaben?
Rugi; pere uthsi na to !
Daktar; ki ki khaccen?
Rugi; mati, jutar fita, kagoj, ittadi...!!
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"Sintaikari O pothocari"
Ondhokar rastay dujon sintaikari ashe pothocarike bollo; vai akta shiki dhar diben, tin minit er jonno?
Pothocari; keno, shiki die ki korbe?
Sintaikari; amra toss kore dekhbo apnar mobile, taka, ghori, ke nebe!!!
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"Helper o jatri"
Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen?
Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!!
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"Razdhani dhaka"
Sir; bolto, bangladesher razdhanir naam ki?
Satro; dhaka!
Sir; good, toke keno je sobai buka bole, accha bolto dhakar koyek ti sthaner naam !
Satro; gulistan, pakistan, afganistan, kajakhistan.....
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"Sintaikari o kripon"
Sintaikari ak kripon ke dhore bollo; pranta diben naki taka ta?
Kripon pothocari; apatoto prantai naw, taka ta thakle buru boyeshe kaje lagbe!!!
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'Premik o Premika'
Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam?
Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase?
Premik; he, se ki nalish korese?
Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!!
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"Ma o Sele"
Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese!
Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe!
Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!!
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"Dim peresi"
Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno?
Satro; dim peresilam sir!
Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche!
Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo sir!!
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"Barir korta o mistri"
Korta; kalke apnake bole gelam calling bell ta sharate amar barite jete, gelen na keno?
Mistri; gie silam, kintu bell tipe kono shara shobdo na peye chole ashechi!!
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"Kreta O Bikreta"
Kreta; ai je bhai dim gula kar?
Bikreta; amar!
Kreta; apnar? Tahole ar kena holo na, vebesilam murgir!!
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"Pipra o piprar meye"
Pipra; tui amar meye hoye kina shomporko rakhish shamanno akta hatir songe? Tui oke vule ja...
Piprar meye; na baba, ta ar shomvob noy! Karon, amar pete je hatir baccha...
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"Vikkhuk o grihini"
Vikkhuk; mago, tin din dhore kisui khai nai, duita taka deben?
Grihini; tin din dhore khawni dui takay ki hobe?
Vikkhuk; mepe dekhtam ojon koto komese!!
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Fashir ashami ke golay dori porar aag muhurte jelar proshno korlen-
Jelar; tumar sesh icchata ki, bolo?
Ashami; amar am khete iccha korche!
Jelar; amm? Bajare am ashte to aro dui mash deri!
Ashami; thik ase, ami opekkha korte raji asi, amar kono o tara nay!!
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Akti bus-e prochur luk uthese, dorjar shamnei tin-char jon darie ase, emon shomoy mutashuta ak bekti bus-e uthte jacche, shamne daranu ak luk take bollo,
Luk; æi je bhai dekhtesen bus-e koto vir, tar vetore apne uthte jacchen, namen bus theika,
Bekti; ami jodi bus-e na uthi ta hole bus cholbe na!
Luk; keno? Apni ki prodhanmontri je ai bus-e apni na uthle bus cholbe na!
Bekti; na ami prodhanmontri noi !
Luk; tahole ke apni?
Bekti; are bhai ami ai bus er driver!!!
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'Biporiit shobdo'
Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen-
Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki?
Satro; chair!
Sir; bosho,
Satro; utho,
Sir; beadob,
Satro; adob,
Sir; class theke berie ja,
Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir!
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Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche-
1st bondhu; hello dusto, tor naki jor?
2nd bondhu; chilo, akhon nai!
1st bondhu; tobe kivabe jor sharlo? Tor to owshod khawar taka nay!
2nd bondhu; buddhi o ki nai ! Kagoje paracetamol likhe khaisi!
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¤Pipra o Hati¤
Pipra; hati bhai, kal amar buner bibaho amar barite apner dawat roilo!
Hati; sekhane gie ami ki korbo?
Pipra; onushtane to onek mehoman ashbe! Tader batash dewar kono beboshta amader nai! Vablam, apne jodi pendeler shamne boshe shash-psoshash nen tahole tara joteshto batash pabe!
Hati; accha jabo!
Pipra; hati bhaia, khub jore shash-porshash neben na kintu!
Hati; keno?
Pipra; tahole to mehomanra ure gie dhan khete porbe!
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"Sir o satro"
Sir; bolto abul 10 er shate koto jug korle 100 hoy?
Satro; sir shunno jug korle!
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Ak shorer luk grame berate ashe nodite gusol korte gelo! Se gramer atio ke jiggesh korlo-
Sohorer luk; bhai nodite kumir tumir nai to?
Gramer luk; na bhai, apni nirvoe namte paren! Nodite kunu kumir nai, shob hangor e khaia falaise!!
.-".-"N"-."-.
Dui bondhu!!
1st bondhu; janish ajke pukur theke ja akta rui mas dhor si na, toke hath die tar size bujhanu jabe na!
2nd bondhu muchki hashlo!
1st bondhu; amar kotha bisshash holo na?
2nd bondhu; tui jokhon bolchish tokhon ki ar obisshash kore pari? Borong nije chukhe dekhle ami obisshash kortam!!
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2 bondhu!!
Hablu; janish Robindronath thakur football khelten !
Kablu; tai naki?
Hablu; he, tini football posondo korten!
Kablu; tui janli ki kore?
Hablu; tini gane likhesen, ball daw mure ball daw!!
:':':':numan:':':':
Ak chur dhora porese ! Take bedhe acchamoto dhulai dewar por police o churer kothu pokoton--
police; Æi beta, ato mar kivabe hojom korish?
Chur; sir, baindha marle apni o parben !
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Tumaul jhogra cholse shami-strite ! Ek porjay stri thash kore shamir gale ek chor boshie dilo !
Shami; Æi chor ta tumi yarki kore marle, na shotti shotti marle?
Stri; shotti shotti-e merechi !
Shami; thik ase yarki ami abar ek dom posondo kori na !!
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Shami ar stri!!
Stri; accha, amader rangamati jawar taka ta jugar hoyese?
Shami; he hoyese!
Stri; tahole cholo, amra kal-e rowna dei!
Shami; jawar taka ta jugar hoyese, kintu ekhono ashar taka ta jugar hoyni!!
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Premer kahini.!!
Murga; i love you murgi?
Murgi; tumi amar jonno ki korte parbe?
Murga; shob.... shob kisu korte parbo!
Murgi; tahole tumi amar jonno akta dim pere dekhaw to.
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Ma o sele!!
Sele; ma, ami na babar trish hajar taka ay kore dilam !
Ma; kivabe?
Sele; baba bolechilen porikkhay pash korley amake computer kine deben ! Ota ar dite hobe na ! Æi dekho, amar porikkhar result !
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