A blonde went into a electronic store and she asked on of the staff how much a tv was. The staff said ´sorry we dont sell to blondes.´ She went home and the next day she came back as a brunette. She asked one of the staff ´how much is that tv?´ He said ´sorry we dont sell to blondes.´
Three blondes are walking in the woods. They come across a set of tracks.
The 1st blonde looks closely and says: ´Those are moose tracks´.
The 2nd blonde crouches down and examines the tracks. ´No, those are rabbit tracks,´ she says.
The 3rd blonde gets down on her hands and knees, checking the tracks very closely. ´You´re both wrong,´ she says. ´Those are tiger tracks.´
They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
She went home. The next day, she came back as a red head and she asked one of the staff ´how much is this tv? He said ´sorry we dont sell to blondes.´ She said ´I have come back here as a brunette and a red head, how did you know i was a blonde?´ He said ´I know because that is not a tv, that is a microwave.´
