A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tyre. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: ´Let´s catch a cab and in ten minutes we´ll reach our destination.´
The computer programmer said: ´We have here the driver´s guide. I can easily replace the flat tyre and continue our drive.´
The computer operator said: ´First of all, let´s turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem.´
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: ´Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again.´