Gordon Brown, tax me, go on!
Take my money - almost all gone!
With New Labour in,
We´ll just never win.
Ever a frown, with Gordon Brown.
Every new budget hurts like the last.
Mortgage relief ends very fast.
Fate? That´s one in The Eye,
Flush? I´m sunk...high and dry.
Interest rates never down, with Gordon Brown.
Gordon Brown found a temptress,
Wed at last, she in a naff dress.
Shhhhhh! The damned tight-fisted git,
Even spent nowt on it.
Why, he´ll never go down, with Sarah Brown.
