The Irishman had been found guilty of murder and sentenced to the electric chair.
´Have you any last request?´ asked the prison warden.
´Yes,´ replied the prisoner. ´Would you hold my hand when I go?´
´Who´s down the hold of the ship?´ called the Irish foreman.
Tom McAneamy,´ replied the Liverpool docker. ´Well, one of you three come up here and give me a hand!´
Sign in a London pub: ´Happy hour - all you can drink for £1.´
Murphy went up to the bar and said Till have two quids´ worth please.´
