JOKES and WISECRACKS [ORIGINAL] - panterad

Your Mama´s so dumb, she got a Ph.D and people still call her dumb.

Your mama´s so ugly the government imposes a curfew each time she steps out of the house.

Your mama´s so fat, whe she stood in front of an apple it started revolving around her.

Your mama´s slow she got up on monday and reached the bathroom on tuesday.( Is this one even funny??)

The only TWO things visible from outer space- The Great Wall of China AND your FAT MAMA!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
George W. Bush: We shall catch it before it does.
Gandhi: Do or die chicken Do or die.
Britney Spears: It did it again?
Michael Jackson: I´m not interested in chickens.
Santa Singh: Oi! Chikan get out of the vay!
Geographer: Plate moved.

(These jokes are really ridiculous)

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