JOKES 2 [From other Sources] - panterad

JOKES 2 [From other Sources]

A kiwi finds a feather on the ground. A horse trots by. The kiwi calls to the horse and says "Hey you dropped a feather." The horse answers exasperated,"Horses don´t grow feathers you dimwit" and continues on its way. Kiwi shouts back ,"Tell that to Pegasus!"

Man: Why are you throwing pieces of paper out of the window?
Santa: To scare away the elephants.
Man: But there aren´t any.
Santa: That means its workin.

Lisa: Dad, what´s a muppet?
Homer(watching TV): Not quite a muff not quite a puppet, maan hehehe, Lisa go away I don´t know the answer.

Homer: Call me Dad.
Bart: Homer.

Mother:Why do you lie all the time?
Son: You won´t understand but they say it´s genetical.
[Made this one up]
Man (on the moon): Hey throw me a spear.
2nd Man: Sure. Here.
(After 2 days.)
Man: Have you thrown me the spear yet?
[I made this up. Hehe]

A satanist was dyslexic so he sold his soul to SANTA!