* POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKES *
1. The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon : " I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case U are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
2. Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept. :
Musharraf : Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to U. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings.. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...
Bush : What buildings? What people??
Musharraf : Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush : It's 8 in the morning.
Musharraf : Oops... Will call back in an hour!**
3. Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bar man, "Is n't that Bush and Vajpayee?". The Bar man says, "Yep, thats them". So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are U guys doing?". Bush says, " We r planning world war 3". The guy says, " Really? What s going to happen?". And Vajpayee says, " Well, we r going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and 1 bicycle repairman". And the guy exclaimed, " A bicycle repairman?!!". Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told U no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!".
4. Pakistani on the moon.
Q : What do U call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A : Problem..
Q : What do U call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A : Problem..
Q : What do U call 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A : Problem...
Q : what do U call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A : .... Problem solved!!!**
5. A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bulldog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girls' life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, ' U r a hero, tomorrow U can read it in all the newspaper : " Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl". The man says : ' But I am not a New Yorker'. ' Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning : " Brave American saves life of little girl ", the policeman answers. ' But I am not an American! ', says the man. ' Oh, what r U then?', ask the policeman. The man says, ' i am a Pakistani! '.
The next day the newspapers say :
" EXTREMIST KILLS INNOCENT AMERICAN DOG "
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