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sexy sms - 4 + 18 years only
1 Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
*******************************

2.Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
******************************

3 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
Person : Gand pe laat
*******************************

4. Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?

Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
*******************************
5
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
*******************************

6. Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

7. choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

8. Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

9. When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

10. Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

11. Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.

12. all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…

13. Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

14. Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

15. Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

16.Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

17. A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

18. thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

19. Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …

20. sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

22. Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

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farhan, on January 3rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm Said:
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DHARMESH RAJGOR, on February 2nd, 2007 at 11:10 am Said:
Samne Khadi hai Ek Taxi, Usme Bethi Hai ek Sexy, Uski Utaro Maxi, Daldo Apni Pepsi,Kyuki Ye Pyase hai Badi..

praveen, on February 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am Said:
Hello ,
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benjy, on March 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 am Said:
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GANESH, on March 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 am Said:
meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi

GANESH…….(((())))

Himanshi, on March 28th, 2007 at 1:37 pm Said:
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Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay

ezzatdaar, on March 28th, 2007 at 6:50 pm Said:
woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!

Sikander, on April 11th, 2007 at 11:50 am Said:
MALANG BABA:
baita hamesha apni se bari ko Maa….Choti ko Beti….aur Barabar Wali ko Behan maano……
BOY:
Babaji Phir ye LORA bhi aaphi rakhlo…Bhang Kootne ke Kaam aayega

neeraj patel, on April 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pm Said:
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neeraj patel, on April 26th, 2007 at 4:23 am Said:
ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo

neeraj patel, on April 26th, 2007 at 6:10 am Said:
sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do

D#@/\/\uu Rajgor From Bhuj Kutch Gujarat., on May 4th, 2007 at 7:17 am Said:
Don…………..Don….

Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………

neeraj patel, on May 7th, 2007 at 6:00 am Said:
girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
mom: yes
girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

surbhi, on May 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm Said:
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Rajkumar Meerwal, on May 30th, 2007 at 4:49 am Said:
One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Paki : “hai.”>
Indian : “gand me dal de”
…and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
next day paki got a call….

Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

Indian : “saria hai?”
Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and indian disconnects the call

Awais, on June 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am Said:
i love these type of messages

Papu, on June 10th, 2007 at 3:17 pm Said:
Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon

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Ye Dil Mange Mor

dur gawn me ek gasti thi
uski gaand me bari masti thi jitna dalo utna hasti thi
ap kyo itna haste ho
kya ap bhi vahi par baste ho

Imran, on July 5th, 2007 at 11:23 pm Said:
these sms r very very sexy n funny

ayush, on July 7th, 2007 at 8:31 am Said:
yaar really good msgs…

Shawn, on July 20th, 2007 at 1:38 am Said:
dor kahhin ik basti
jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
jitna chodo itna hasti thi
app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
kya tum sab wahin par basty ho

Shawn, on July 20th, 2007 at 1:41 am Said:
Boy’s Last wish:

mujhe jala dyna ya dafna dyna
marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna

Shawn, on July 20th, 2007 at 1:42 am Said:
Arz kya hay :

khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
in mehjabeno sy
in nazneenosy
magar in haseeno ko kon bachaye ga?
hum jysy kamino sy

rojwish, on July 29th, 2007 at 7:22 am Said:
its very funny & sexy

rugal, on July 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am Said:
vo chale gaye hamari kabr par moot ke
isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot ke

prem Rai, on August 3rd, 2007 at 12:48 pm Said:
2 eyes are best friend.
both blinks together,
moves,cries,sees,sleep together.
but if they see a girl only one eye blinks

moral- a girl can break any relationship

Be aware from girls

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Mohsin, on August 14th, 2007 at 4:01 pm Said:
doston ke judai ka gu,na karna,doorraho to bhi dosti kam na karna .agar mile zindagi ke kisi mod par ham.to hame dekh karapni aankhen band na karna.

Mohsin shaikh, on August 14th, 2007 at 4:07 pm Said:
Malika having sex with tendulkar,malika:Abe tere lawde pe to ‘ADIS’likha hai?Tendulkar:maki lowdi khada to hone de ‘adidas’likha hai…..

Renu Biswas,nepal, on August 17th, 2007 at 9:49 am Said:
I need sexy SMS. Lado le puti lai lwam lwam chikeko SMS haru bahuta mana parchh.Mero puti lai dherai lami lado chahincha

neeraj patel, on August 21st, 2007 at 7:22 am Said:
bhahar khadi ek taxi ,usme bathi ek sexy,sexy pehne maxi, uski utaro maxi dalo aapni pepsi kyo ki ye pyaas hai baadi………

nirmal, on August 31st, 2007 at 9:33 am Said:
us din ki baat yaad karo jis din baag me soyi thi
mai khishak khishak kar choda tha
tum sisak sisak kar royi thi

Johny, on September 1st, 2007 at 4:55 am Said:
Mat Dekh Gandi Nazar Se , yun Tatti ke Gatar ko…
Wahan Bhi hasinaaon ke Bal Khaaye Lende Pade hote hain…

Farooq, on September 4th, 2007 at 8:53 am Said:
Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….Qutub Minar ko dekh kar Kabir ne farmaya….
Dharti maa to aurat thi, phir lauda kahan se aaya…

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Roshan, on September 12th, 2007 at 4:31 am Said:
Tirchi Nazar Se DekhThi Hai,
Kya Maar Dali Gi,
Ye Do Inch Ki Chut Mei,
Kya Aachar Dali Gi.

Roshan, on September 12th, 2007 at 4:33 am Said:
Y a Allah, Ye Kya Ho Gaya,
Abi Abi Kar Ke Aaya,
Phir Se Khada Ho Gaya.

Roshan, on September 12th, 2007 at 4:36 am Said:
Woh Aaye Meri Kabar Pe,
Mut Ke Chali Gaye.
Ye Tho Ek Bahana Tha,
Chut Dekha Kar Chale Gayi.

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Ruksaar

Ruksaar, on September 27th, 2007 at 12:22 am Said:
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Mujh me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai.
Peeche Mud Kar Dekho Kamino,
Sharab Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai.

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imran, on October 21st, 2007 at 6:35 pm Said:
• Pehlay kiss karo…phir bister per laitao…phir dono tangein uper kar
k….thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo……

sweety, on October 23rd, 2007 at 8:44 am Said:
bahot khub bahot achhi shayari he
mera mail add sweety_pyarse@yahoo.co.in he to aap hame is ID par mail kar sakate he

rorick, on October 24th, 2007 at 10:52 am Said:
jiske paas hota hay wo haat se kaam chalate hain jin ke pass nahi hota wo ungil se kaam chalate hain
bolo kya?

abe kuttay sale madharchod mein toh tooh brush ki baat kar raha hu

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Prem, on November 4th, 2007 at 7:42 pm Said:
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Chut me pade raho.
Lund jab prachand ho
to chut Khand-2 ho.Lund tum khade chalo,
Lund tum badhe chalo.
Saamne darar ho,
Gaand ka pahad ho.
Lund tum ruko nahin ,
Lund tum jhuko nahin.
Chut charmara uthe,
Jhaant kasmasa uthe.
Agni sa dhadak-2,
Chut me sarak-2.
Jab tak chut phate nahin,
tab tak lund hate nahin.
Chut ko tu phaad de,
Uske andar jhaad de.
Lund tum mahaan ho,
Sarv shaktimaan ho.

JAI LUND

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Thanks

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ok

imran, on November 18th, 2007 at 6:34 am Said:
hi sweety

imran, on November 18th, 2007 at 6:38 am Said:
Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,

hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

imran, on November 18th, 2007 at 6:40 am Said:
Is kadar hamari DOSTI ka imtihan na lijiye!
Kyo ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye!

Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!
yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!

imran, on November 18th, 2007 at 6:42 am Said:
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Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte..

imran, on November 18th, 2007 at 6:44 am Said:
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bye sweety

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bra utar ke bed par soli,
ghagra utar ke penti kholi,
khol ke panti mujhese boli ,
nikal pichkari(lund) khele holi

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MURTAZA, on November 25th, 2007 at 10:39 pm Said:
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LoRa nasib ka ,,
HaR saaL bacha ,,
Fail Hota hai ,,
GhareeB ka …. !!

03332651959

jitendra, on November 26th, 2007 at 1:08 pm Said:
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malik taimoor, on November 28th, 2007 at 4:00 pm Said:
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meri shameez utary phir us ne mera brest
utara phir us ne meri shalwaar utaary phir us
mujhe ulta kerke meri gand main ………….. police : chup maa ki lory F.I.R likhwane aai hai ya
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Dr.: Main hath Dalta ho batana kahan hai.
Sardar: Andar aur andar,aur andar..han..yahin.
Dr.: Bhosri k tera to gala kharab hai

ayzi, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:11 pm Said:
HUSBAND: Darling, mujhe neend nahi aarahi, thora sa Sex hojae?
WIFE: Madarchod, meri chut mein kya neend ki goliyaan bhari hui hain…??

ayzi, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:12 pm Said:
Miss.Main jab narem hoti hon to bahut narem or jab sakht hoti hon to bahot sakht .Bacha masomeiat se .@phir to ap meri lulli ki tarah hain

ayzi, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:13 pm Said:
PoLic Mujrm se:Bache ki Gand Q mari?

Mujrm:Janab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurt tha, Polic:Bacha kahan hai?

Mujrm:Janab Bacha khush hy or msg par rha hai,

ayzi, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:15 pm Said:
Hoo! Ha! Ha!

kya hukam hy mery aaka?

boy: aik
khubsoorat larki lao.

jin:mere aaka main jin hon kanjar nahi.

ayzi, on November 30th, 2007 at 9:17 pm Said:
(”,) Aey! Kya
Bolti Tu?
_/?_

(.”)/ Ay! Kia may
<(( Bolon?
_/?_

(”,)
Sun!
_/?_

(.”)/
<((
_/?_ Suna!

mere Lun pae Char or kia?hehehehe

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Ek sardar Ladies bathroom me ghus kar moot raha tha ek ladki sardar ye ladies ke liye hai sardar lund dikhakar bola ye bhi ladies ke liye hai…
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This is for everyone
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

For any cute SMS pls send me
My Cell is 09825216380

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:08 pm Said:
-SUHAG RAT- WIFE:
Pechay Nahi Aage daltay hain
Husband:
Tumhen Kese pta?
WIFE:
Mera dost mere Age dalta tha
Husband:
Tu chup kar,
Mera dost mere peche dalta tha

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:08 pm Said:
Girl:
Dr Mere BooBz bohat Chote hai
Kuch Karo

Dr:
Roz Aana Hoga inko Choos Choos k bara kardunga

Girl:OK
Husband ko B laongi
Unki Lulli B Bohat Choti Hai!!;-)

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:09 pm Said:
MoM 2 KiD: Jo bAche AnGuThA chosTe hy unkA PAiT PhooL JATA hy…

1 Din bAche ne ek PreGnAnT lADy ko dekhA or kAhA:
MuJhe PATA hy TuM kyA “choosTi” hoo….

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:09 pm Said:
Ik din soo raha tha mera lund bekhabar.
Muu ko apnay mor kar tatoo pe rakh ke sar.
Itnai mai hi udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar.
Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha k sar.
Woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar.
Choot boli aye lund to muje kya chodeyga andar jatay hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega.

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:10 pm Said:
Teacher:Love kia hay?
Student:Sir,”L”ko pakar ke “O”ko daba k “V”main daal ke jab”E”ki awaaz niklay to usay “LOVE”kehtay hain…….

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:11 pm Said:
Raat Ki Tanhai Mein…

Haath Underwear Ki Gehrai Me…

Kuch Mehsus Sa Hota Hai…

Mat Sataoo Usko Kiyun Kay…

PAPPU Kabhi Kabhi Sota Hai…

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:12 pm Said:
Judge: Y u wan2 divorce ur wife?
Husband:Main iss aurat sy khush nian hn.
Judge(2 wife):is it correct?
Wife: Sara mahala khush hai bus isse kanjar ko taklif hai

ayzi, on December 7th, 2007 at 10:16 pm Said:
blue.eyez_red_lips@yahoo.com ;)my id

vipin, on December 10th, 2007 at 7:28 am Said:
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ayzi, on December 10th, 2007 at 10:42 pm Said:
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Pagal hèn vo log jo issè muth kehte hèn
Yè to vo ansu hèn jo choot ki yaad me behte hain.

ayzi, on December 10th, 2007 at 10:45 pm Said:
2 Girls Talking
1st:”Pehle Usne Mere Boobs Sehlaye Phir Nipples Ko Chusa
Phir Lun Hath Mai Rakh Dia”
2nd:Phir?
1st:”Rehne De Sms Parhne Wala Muth Marne Lagega”

ayzi, on December 10th, 2007 at 10:47 pm Said:
Larky waLy Larki waLo sy Larki ka hath kab mangty hain?
.
.
.
.
Jab Larky ka hath thak jata hai

/ /l (
;c(,,,) )
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LYF SUX, on December 12th, 2007 at 8:41 am Said:
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Had a gr8 time readin those sms
Cheers to you All*****************
Can Sms to me @ +85297506251
LYF SUX

1 lrke ne apne Bap ko Viagra ki goli toffee mae dal ke di.kaha k sonay se phlay kha le.BAP:Is se kya hoga?Boy:Toffee agr achi lgi to rat ko mery takieay k nichey Rs100 rakh de.Agli Suba larke ne dkha k Rs1100 rkhe thay.Boy:Abu me ne sirf Rs100 kahe the.BAP:beta100 hi rakhe the1000 teri maa ki tarf se hain

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Sardar ki khawb mein kisi ne bund mari

Suba sardar ne apna Bank Acount close karwa diya
Q.K?

Q k Bank me likha tha
Hum aap k khwab ko haqiqat me badal den ge.

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Ek quiz me larki se pucha ”What iz the meaning of 3639 larki; itz a code word 3inch ka hole 6inch ka pole 3minute ka maza 9mahine ki saza.

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Koi bhi sexy ladki call karna chahe to puri chut hain
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Mast, on December 18th, 2007 at 12:18 pm Said:
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ayzi, on December 19th, 2007 at 11:43 pm Said:
Dekhiye SANIA MIRZA kay
B( . )( . )B’s

Mainne sirf DEKHNE ko kaha tha,
Aap to DABATE he ja rahe ho…!

ayzi, on December 19th, 2007 at 11:43 pm Said:
Wife:doctr ne mujhe 1mahenay k aram k liye forgn country jane ko kaha hy.Hm kahan jaye gay?Hbnd:dosry doc k pass.

ayzi, on December 19th, 2007 at 11:43 pm Said:
Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena

Salesman: ye 60 ki

Girl: or sasti

Ye 30 ki

Or sasti

Ye 20 ki

Girl: or sasti

Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do.

ayzi, on December 19th, 2007 at 11:49 pm Said:
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

ayzi, on December 19th, 2007 at 11:53 pm Said:
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ye car kab li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe car per bohot door le gai,sab kaprre uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne car le li,kaprro ka mai kya karta…..!

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Biwi nay pathan say kaha jab say hamari shadi hui hay tum pechay say kertay ho.Agay say bhi karo na.pathan bola toba toba na aaj tak zinah kiya hay na karay ga.

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Kash Bandook ki koi Dukan hoti,

Agar Hamain uski pehchan hoti,

Bhar detay apki Gaand ko Golion se,

Agar hamari “POLICE” Main Jan-Pehchan hoti .
……………….

A Sexy Girl goes to school 4 job.
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology & physiology?
Girl: No,I can Only teach ”DALO G…” & ”NIKALO G…
rply

………………
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 de traffic rules near de college campus.
He write:
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill da students, wait 4 da teachers” :-).
………….
Kid Noukrani se Rat ko tm mere Papa ki nono ko mouh me le kr andr bahir Q kr rhi thi?

Noukrani Confused

Wo na
mei tmhari Mama k liye usey saf kar rahi thi
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Ekbar Exam me Question tha,
“Challenge kise Kehte Hai?”

Sardar ne Poore Pages khali chor kar Last Page par Likha,
“Apne Baap ki Aulad hai to Pass kar k Dikha!!

ayzi, on December 19th, 2007 at 11:58 pm Said:
Sardar: Kal main ny apni wife di yaad bhulan vaaste sharab di bottle da sahara litta.

Friend: Te fir ki hoya?

Sardar: Bhai jee lulli bottle wich phas gayi..

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Sardar: kal raat teen ghante ek english film dekhi. usme na koi scenes the, na awwaz..
frnd: film ka naam kya tha.?
Sardar:no disc insrted ;->
……….

Pathan radio le k toilet gya. Dost: aaj to maze se ki hogi? Pathan: khaak maze se ki, radio pe PAK Sar Zameen aa gaya to khare khare kerni pari !

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Sardar ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gye…
Gaon walon se pucha,
“Yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?”
Gaonwale Bole: “Nahi babu,
Ek he thi woh aap le gaye……..

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Police: Tumhien kal
subah 5 bajey
phansi di jaye gi.

Sardar: HA HA HA!

Police: Q has rayeh ho?

Sardar: Main to subah 8 bajey uthta hoon!!
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Sardar on phone: “Maa kush khabri hai”
Maa:”Bol beta”
Sardar:”Hum 2 say 3 ho gayeh”
Maa:”Mubarak ho beta huwa ya beti”
Sardar:”Meri biwi nay dusri shaadi kar li
,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MY yahoo id blue.eyez_red_lips@yahoo.com ;)my id..bye bye see you soon

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imran yousuf memon (electronics), on December 20th, 2007 at 7:19 am Said:
Na gul se na gulshan se gulfam bhaija hai
sitaron ne aasman se salam bhaija hai
mubarik ho aap ko eid ki khushian
hum ne teh dil se yeh paigham bhaija hai

imran yousuf memon (electronics), on December 20th, 2007 at 7:21 am Said:
Yaad kar k tuje hum eid ki raat
hum bi janan!udas rehte hain
rabta tuj se dil ka aisa hai
door reh kar pas rehte hain

my id imranmemon86@yahoo.com

raj, on December 21st, 2007 at 7:44 am Said:
Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
ek chouri chahiye

raj, on December 21st, 2007 at 7:57 am Said:
Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
ek chouri chahiye

raj, on December 21st, 2007 at 7:59 am Said:
Inspector saaaaaab, shahar me ek ne mere breast pakde,
ek ne meri gand mari, ek ne choda, ek ne chooma.ek ne…
Insp: Bus kar F.I.R. likha rahi hai ya Mera khada kar rahi hai?

mailme.mastraj@rediffmail.com

raj, on December 21st, 2007 at 8:01 am Said:
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I love sexy SMS and cut girls if any body interested to do friendship with me can send me mail.

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Koi bhi sexy ladki call karna chahe to puri chut hain
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Hey! Nice sexy jokes……..

If someone wanna have fun and chat with me…

my id is ………. kishti35@yahoo.com.

Am from Mauritius aur moujhe bahoot maza aya in sabhi jokes to dekh kar.

Jo bhi larki hamein likhena chahate hain to kar sakte hain meri id par.

Thanks

Risalat, on January 17th, 2008 at 5:06 pm Said:
boy: girls rukhsati k tym que roti hai?
Girl: abey chutiye tujhay pata ho k ghar se door le ja k koi app ki gand marega tu kya tum dance karoo gay

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yogesh, on January 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm Said:
Wife :- Ek baat kahoon .. maroge to nahi ?
Hsbnd:- Batao.
Wife :- Pregnant hoon,
Hsbnd:- Ye to khushi ki baat hai main kyon marunga.
Wife:- Shaddi se pehele pitaji ko bataya tha to khoop mara tha.

raj, on January 19th, 2008 at 11:12 am Said:
send my chodai ka sms bheje bgvan aap ka bhla krega

Vicky, on January 19th, 2008 at 6:45 pm Said:
chamak chandni chaand ki, cham chamana chut ka.
agar hai diwana chut ka, to jao jaapan jaha karkhana chut ka,

Vicky, on January 19th, 2008 at 6:50 pm Said:
Girl comes late;
Boy:
chaand taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl:
maa ki chut ka na de vaasta,
kholti hoo bra aa kar le naasta

Vicky, on January 19th, 2008 at 7:00 pm Said:
wife-sunoji, kutte ko kaisa pata chalta hai ki kutiya ka mann kar rha hai ?
Hsbnd- soongh kar.
wife- to bahen ke lund tujhe jukaaam hai kya?

vinay, on January 24th, 2008 at 2:41 pm Said:
What is confidence?
One day ten boys decided to propose a girl….
9 boys came with roses…
one boy came with a condom. Thats confidence…..

vinay, on January 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pm Said:
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09993561100

Avi

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Jeo news

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2 Boy: Pehle Condom 1 Rs ka tha. Ab 7 ka hogai ha.
Jene do Mussharaf.

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QismaT ki chooT me ..
LoRa nasib ka ,,
HaR saaL bacha ,,
Fail Hota hai ,,
GhareeB ka ….

jasu, on February 10th, 2008 at 6:17 pm Said:
teacher ;- why BUFFELO looks nervous after giving milk
student ;- madam ! someone press ur BOOBS for one hour & don’t FUCK……. how do u feel ???

send me sms +919414463757

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agar koi dost gud shayari & funny sms share karna chahe to is number per karen it’s my number 00923325501663

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Bhale hi toote mera dil tumse magar pyar aj bhi hai,
Tere liye mere dil mein woh bahar aaj bhi hai,
Jis raah chal diye tum mera saath chor kar,
Ushi rah mein tere ashique kA mazaar aaj bhi hai..!!

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MOHABBAT TO HO JAISE KOI MAJBOORI KA BAZAR,
MOHABBAT KI CHAH WALE MAJBOORI KHARIDA KARTE HEN,
APNE HI AMAN CHAIN SE, DOORI KHARIDA KARTE HAIN..!!

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share gud shayari & sms.. it’s my number: 00923325501663

Suji, on February 13th, 2008 at 6:15 am Said:
these are vey sexy SMS, really its very nice……..

Deja Vu, on February 14th, 2008 at 1:53 pm Said:
One Indian having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

Paki : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Indian : “hai.”>
Paki : “gand me dal de”
…and the Paki disconnected the call.Again on the
next day Indian got a call….

Same Paki : “saria hai ?”
Indian (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Paki : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the Paki disconnected the call. On the
third day again Indian got the call from the same Paki

Paki : “saria hai?”
Indian (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Paki : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and Paki disconnects the call

SMS some real gudstuff, my cell +923333662055

Deja Vu, on February 14th, 2008 at 2:01 pm Said:
Dear Rajkumar Meerwal:

I’m from Pakistan, your Joke is very gud but you involve our countries, i think you want to prove something but dear brother, we all have to respect eachother, please don’t get personel.
Just to calculate your own feelings by your joke submitted invertly, isn’t that hurting, i just want to convey.

kind regards
Aamir Xaffar Siddiqi

dinesh, on February 17th, 2008 at 9:56 am Said:
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dinesh, on February 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am Said:
you all can mail me.funny jokes
Thanks

Charushila, on February 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm Said:
Legs utha ke karo. Tange faila ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.



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