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sexy sms - 4 + 18 years only - r123



sexy sms - 4 + 18 years only
1 Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
*******************************

2.Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
******************************

3 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
Person : Gand pe laat
*******************************

4. Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?

Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
*******************************
5
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
*******************************

6. Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

7. choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

8. Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

9. When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai?

10. Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

11. Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.

12. all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT…

13. Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

14. Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

15. Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

16.Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a
woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

17. A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

18. thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

19. Niple niple little star …can i suck you in my car …up above the breast so
have…always milky never dry…let me touch it never shy…in the bra it
will be dry …

20. sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali
agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

22. Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so
hilao…

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi
Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Aurat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

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« Friendship SMS Collection ! WindowsXP Command Line Utilities »191 Responses to “Crazy Funny Sexy SMS Messages !”
farhan, on January 3rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm Said:
hello

omair, on January 25th, 2007 at 11:07 am Said:
send these sms on my email .this site is wonderful

DHARMESH RAJGOR, on February 2nd, 2007 at 11:10 am Said:
Samne Khadi hai Ek Taxi, Usme Bethi Hai ek Sexy, Uski Utaro Maxi, Daldo Apni Pepsi,Kyuki Ye Pyase hai Badi..

praveen, on February 8th, 2007 at 9:29 am Said:
Hello ,
All the SMS are Sexsy and Good

benjy, on March 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 am Said:
you rock

GANESH, on March 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 am Said:
meri har baat teri har wo raat se aachi hogi,
meri har baat teri har wo baat se acchi hogi,
doli se sar nikalkar dekhna,
meri aarthi tere barat se acchi hogi

GANESH…….(((())))

Himanshi, on March 28th, 2007 at 1:37 pm Said:
these are good and sexy.

Himanshi Bhattacharya, on March 28th, 2007 at 1:44 pm Said:
Hai Ravi, I love you and want to have a coffe with you immediately. Please come Na.

ezzatdaar, on March 28th, 2007 at 6:47 pm Said:
Aandon Ne Kaha Loron Say Ham Apni BhI Union Banayen Gay, Bohet Ho Gye Bhen CHudaye Ab ham Bhi Andar Jayen Gay

ezzatdaar, on March 28th, 2007 at 6:50 pm Said:
woh tatte bhi kya tatte hote hain, Jo khoade lund ke neeche sote hain. Sala lund to andar maze lene chala jaata hai, Yeh choot pe sar patak-patak ke rote hain!

Sikander, on April 11th, 2007 at 11:50 am Said:
MALANG BABA:
baita hamesha apni se bari ko Maa….Choti ko Beti….aur Barabar Wali ko Behan maano……
BOY:
Babaji Phir ye LORA bhi aaphi rakhlo…Bhang Kootne ke Kaam aayega

neeraj patel, on April 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pm Said:
hair oil ke add me oil dekhate hai,tea ke add me tea leaf dekhate hai police ke add me police dekhate hai per wisper ke add me kuch nahi dekhate …… jago grahak jago………

neeraj patel, on April 26th, 2007 at 4:23 am Said:
ek college ka girls & boys ka group piknik per bus se ja raha tha waha antakschadi ki do teem bani girs & boys ki.
girls: hum tumhe hara ke dikhayege
boys; lo hum har gaye aab dekhaoo

neeraj patel, on April 26th, 2007 at 6:10 am Said:
sali jija se: jija ji 500 rupee do agle hafte doungi..
jija: 1500 rupee le lo per abhi de do

D#@/\/\uu Rajgor From Bhuj Kutch Gujarat., on May 4th, 2007 at 7:17 am Said:
Don…………..Don….

Don…..Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ke don ka itna chota hei ke “DON KO PAKARNA MUSKIL NAHI NA MUMKIN HAI…………

neeraj patel, on May 7th, 2007 at 6:00 am Said:
girl mom se: mom ladke jaha se aapna lund dalte hai bacha wahi se nikalta hai kya
mom: yes
girl: to kya mere muh se bacha niklega

surbhi, on May 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm Said:
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Rajkumar Meerwal, on May 30th, 2007 at 4:49 am Said:
One paki having his business in Iron rods was sitting in office and got the call …>

Indian : “saria (rod) hai? ”
Paki : “hai.”>
Indian : “gand me dal de”
…and the Indian disconnected the call.Again on the
next day paki got a call….

Same Indian : “saria hai ?”
Paki (trying to be smart) : “nahi hai”
Indian : “gand me dal dia kya ?”
….and the indian disconnected the call. On the
third day again paki got the call from the same Indian

Indian : “saria hai?”
Paki (trying to be oversmart) : “hai bhi or nahi bhi”
Indian : “ander bahar kar raha hai kya? ”
…..and indian disconnects the call

Awais, on June 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am Said:
i love these type of messages

Papu, on June 10th, 2007 at 3:17 pm Said:
Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon
Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon
Par jab aap ka SMS nahi milta to
Dil karta hai aap ki Gaand Phaar doon

Anna Bahi, on June 11th, 2007 at 10:09 am Said:
ohhhhhhhh kya kayaiiiiiiiiii
all smm r sexyyyyy bhaiiiiiiiii

Ashu, on June 23rd, 2007 at 1:40 pm Said:
09873522282,

Ye Dil Mange Mor

dur gawn me ek gasti thi
uski gaand me bari masti thi jitna dalo utna hasti thi
ap kyo itna haste ho
kya ap bhi vahi par baste ho

Imran, on July 5th, 2007 at 11:23 pm Said:
these sms r very very sexy n funny

ayush, on July 7th, 2007 at 8:31 am Said:
yaar really good msgs…

Shawn, on July 20th, 2007 at 1:38 am Said:
dor kahhin ik basti
jhan sari randiyan hasti thi
jitna chodo itna hasti thi
app indian bhi bhhot hasty ho
kya tum sab wahin par basty ho

Shawn, on July 20th, 2007 at 1:41 am Said:
Boy’s Last wish:

mujhe jala dyna ya dafna dyna
marte samey 1 ghoont beer pila dyna
mein taj mehal nhi mangta yaroo
bus meyri qabar par 1 girls hostel bana dyna

Shawn, on July 20th, 2007 at 1:42 am Said:
Arz kya hay :

khuda bachaye in haseeno sy
in mehjabeno sy
in nazneenosy
magar in haseeno ko kon bachaye ga?
hum jysy kamino sy

rojwish, on July 29th, 2007 at 7:22 am Said:
its very funny & sexy

rugal, on July 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am Said:
vo chale gaye hamari kabr par moot ke
isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot ke

prem Rai, on August 3rd, 2007 at 12:48 pm Said:
2 eyes are best friend.
both blinks together,
moves,cries,sees,sleep together.
but if they see a girl only one eye blinks

moral- a girl can break any relationship

Be aware from girls

ALI DON, on August 10th, 2007 at 5:48 pm Said:
kiya web page ha yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

Mohsin, on August 14th, 2007 at 4:01 pm Said:
doston ke judai ka gu,na karna,doorraho to bhi dosti kam na karna .agar mile zindagi ke kisi mod par ham.to hame dekh karapni aankhen band na karna.

Mohsin shaikh, on August 14th, 2007 at 4:07 pm Said:
Malika having sex with tendulkar,malika:Abe tere lawde pe to ‘ADIS’likha hai?Tendulkar:maki lowdi khada to hone de ‘adidas’likha hai…..

Renu Biswas,nepal, on August 17th, 2007 at 9:49 am Said:
I need sexy SMS. Lado le puti lai lwam lwam chikeko SMS haru bahuta mana parchh.Mero puti lai dherai lami lado chahincha

neeraj patel, on August 21st, 2007 at 7:22 am Said:
bhahar khadi ek taxi ,usme bathi ek sexy,sexy pehne maxi, uski utaro maxi dalo aapni pepsi kyo ki ye pyaas hai baadi………

nirmal, on August 31st, 2007 at 9:33 am Said:
us din ki baat yaad karo jis din baag me soyi thi
mai khishak khishak kar choda tha
tum sisak sisak kar royi thi

Johny, on September 1st, 2007 at 4:55 am Said:
Mat Dekh Gandi Nazar Se , yun Tatti ke Gatar ...


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