Are u tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close 2 reality? Well here is a poem that speaks true friendship!
Friend, when u r sad... I will get u drunk and help u plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made u sad. When u r blue... I will dislodge whatever is choking u. When u smile... I will finally know u got laid. When u r scared... I will brag about it at every chance i get. When u r worried... I will tell u horrible stories how much worse it could get. When u r confused i will use little words 2 explain. When u r sick... stay the hell away from me until ur well again.
When u trip and fall flat on ur face... ill point and laugh at ur clumsy ass at every chance i get. When u r angry... ill scream and yell at the sorry bastard who made u angry. When u r in trouble... ill be with u saying damn that was fun lets do it again! When ur asleep... ill keep bothering u until u wake up. When u tell me a secret... ill keep it locked inside me. When u get lost... ill tell u 2 quit complining, get lost and leave me alone.
This is my oath... I pledge till the end. Why u may ask? Becouse ur my friend! ! ! and REMEMBER- A FRIEND WILL HELP U MOVE BUT A REALLY GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP U MOVE A BODY. Well Lol hope ya enjoyed reading it ! !
