She's got the kind of the look that defies gravity.
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free.
She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French.
She's got the perfect friends.
Oh isn't she cool.
She practices Tai Chi.
She'd never lose her nerve.
She's more than you deserve.
She's just far better than me.
Hey,
Hey!
So don't bother.
I won't die of deception.
I promise you won't ever see me cry.
Don't feel sorry.
And don't bother.
I'll be fine.
But she's waiting.
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine.
So don't bother,
Be unkind.
I'm sure she doesn't know.
How to touch you like I would.
I beat her at that one good.
Don't you think so?
She's almost 6 feet tall.
She must think I'm a flea.
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all.
Hey,
Hey!
So don't bother.
I won't die of deception.
I promise you won't ever see me cry.
Don't feel sorry.
Don't bother.
I'll be fine.
But she's waiting.
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine.
So don't bother,
Be unkind.
For you,
I'd give up all I own
And more to a communist country.
If you came with me,
Of course.
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds,
And learn about football.
If it made you stay,
But you won't,
But you won't.
So don't bother.
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine.
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
And after all I'm glad that.
I'm not your type.
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
Don't bother.
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine,
I'll be fine.
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
And after all I'm glad that.
I'm not your type,
Not your type,
Not your type,
Not your type.
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
