Andi's Joke-Book - red-rose

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.Qu. Did u hear about the stupid ghost? .Ans. He climbed over walls!!!

01.05.2008 23:25 CEST, *.AnDi.¥.R©§€.*

2 burglars went in the middle of the night to commit a crime. Burglar A went to the garage to rob it and he starting drinking battery acid. (Yuck). Burglar B went next door to a firework shop to rob it. He stole loads of rockets. A resident heard and called the police. They arrived in the nick of time and arrested them both. The police took the burglars to the police station for questioning. At the end, burglar A got charged for drinking, and burglar B got let off. http://red-rose.peperonity.com/

28.04.2007 12:26 CEST

Here is February's monthly joke, Q, What street do ghosts haunt? A, Dead ends. http://red-rose.peperonity.com/

03.03.2007 12:02 CET

JOKE, Q, Why couldnt the Pirate play cards? A, Because he was sitting on the deck! http://red-rose.peperonity.com/

19.02.2007 13:07 CET

Here is one of my jokes. Q, what do you call a camel with three humps? A, Humphrey! http://red-rose.peperonity.com/

19.02.2007 12:59 CET

Here is January's Monthly Joke. Q, WHY WAS THERE LIGHTENING AND STORMS IN THE LAB? A, BECAUSE THE SCIENTISTS WERE BRAIN STORMING. http://red-rose.peperonity.com/

31.01.2007 23:30 CET

Hi here is a good joke i got from joe.schmo.show site. Q, HAVE U HEARD ABOUT THE NEW SHAMPOO FOR GYPSIES? A, YEAH, "GO AND WASH" http://red-rose.peperonity.com/

31.01.2007 15:46 CET

What's the difference between a jeweller and a prison officer? One sells watches and the other watches cells ! (charliehessing)

07.06.2006 23:40 CEST

Q:How to keep a blonde busy? A:Put her into the sound room and tell her to sit in a corner! (miss-murder)

06.06.2006 18:39 CEST

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