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**Promise me we are true friends.I am lamp u r light,I am Coke U r Sprite,I am sawaan U r baadal,I am normal U R paagal..Haa..haa..

**Andhe ke haat mein T.V,behre ke haat mein Radio,goonge ke haat mein Mic aur tere haat mein mobile! Vaah!Kya zamaana aa gaya!!

**What happened 2 your cell phone?When I call the operator says:"The number you have dialled belongs to a monkey!Please contact your nearest ZOO for details.Thankyou!"


**roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

** ☻The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

** ☻I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it:
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i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yogurt,specially with ice

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